dpaste

dpaste () {
  (
    local histfile histdir token expire file resfile mimetype lang pasteid pasteurl
    ((DEBUGTHIS)) && VERBOSE='-v'  || VERBOSE=
    histfile=~/.dpaste_history
    histdir=~/.dpaste_history.d
    mkdir -p "$histdir"
    token="X-Paste-Token: $(cat ~/.dotfiles/.dpaste)"
    expire=7776000
    file=$(mktemp -t dpaste.XXXX)
    resfile=$(mktemp -t dpaste.XXXX)
    cp "${1:-/dev/stdin}" "$file"
    mimetype="$(xdg-mime query filetype "$file")"
    lang="${mimetype/text\/x-/}"
    [ "$lang" = "$mimetype" ] && lang=bash
    data="$(jq --arg poster "$USER" \
                   --arg lang "$lang" \
                   --arg expire "$expire" \
                   --slurp --raw-input \
                   '{$poster,$lang,$expire,code:.}' "$file")"
    ((DEBUGTHIS)) && printf 'DEBUG:\n%s\n\n' "$data"
    res="$(curl --show-error --fail --silent $VERBOSE \
                --output "$resfile" \
                --write-out "%{http_code}" \
                -X POST "https://paste.debian.net/api/v1/paste" \
                -H "accept: application/json" \
                -H "X-Paste-Token: 3e8bfe429b957d2c2a7ace88b9a84d347b8eb172" \
                -H  "Content-Type: application/json" \
                -d "$data")"
    if [ "$res" != 200 ]
    then
      echo 'FORMORER!!!!!'
    else
      pasteid=$(jq -r .id < "$resfile")
      url=$(jq -r .url < "$resfile")
      expires=$(jq -r .expires < "$resfile")
      expires_date=$(date --date "+${expires} seconds" +%s)
      jq --arg expiresdate "$expires_date" '[{$expiresdate},.]|add' "$resfile" | tee -a "$histfile"
      cp "$file" "$histdir"/"$pasteid"
      echo "${url/hidden/plainh}" | tr -d '\n' | xsel -i -b
    fi
    rm "$file" "$resfile"
  )
}